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If you apply a steady "milking" motion to the penis over several minutes, you will eventually coax it into releasing some microplastics from the tip. Believe me, if feels good to get rid of those microplastics.
Practicing this regularly will keep your penis microplastic-free.
Hi I'm an expert at removing microplastics. Fellas, if you're finding them in your penis - contact me.
Instructions unclear. Now I’ve got “Raw Milk”.