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Microplastics discovered in human penises for the first time (edition.cnn.com)

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Scientists have found microplastics in human penises for the first time, as concerns over their proliferation and its potential health effects continue to mount.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

If you apply a steady "milking" motion to the penis over several minutes, you will eventually coax it into releasing some microplastics from the tip. Believe me, if feels good to get rid of those microplastics.

Practicing this regularly will keep your penis microplastic-free.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Hi I'm an expert at removing microplastics. Fellas, if you're finding them in your penis - contact me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Instructions unclear. Now I’ve got “Raw Milk”.