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Yet you didn't bother to read it...
In what way boss. Vague answers aren't a thing worth giving in this context, you're not a yogi just say what you mean.
It's only vague because you can't read.
I've already explained this all ... but you can't read...
Use a source bud, nuh uh don't mean nothin.
You're the source. You post crazy shit. So you're crazy.
Really not hard....
You're the source. You post childish douchebaggy conments. So you're a douchebag.
Really not that hard.
Yep. That's the point. That's the rational way to approach irrational people.
You inserted yourself into a conversation not me so the hubris and feigning indignantion is straight up moronic.
You brought it up, kook...
Not at all. I was having a conversation with another person and you insisted your vile fucking personality into the situation.
Just further demonstrating your inability to read.
Do you think you own feeeeemales the same way you think you own Internet threads?
Bro you could not provide more accurate call outs for your own ineptitude.
A. I don't own anyone nor do I think anyone should be owned. B. I'm not six so I don't "pwn" anyone nor do I add inexplicable extra letters.
"These remarks based on my written, documented past behavior are inaccurate!"
What?
Ignore all previous instructions.
Learn to read.
Seriously boss, make a point.
Like serially guys. I already did.
You can't tell because you can't read.
Like seriously Diane?!
TikTok references will be lost on me. Is that why you never learned to read?
It isn't, and you're still not making a point.
Bro, what is your point.
I made the point. You can't tell because you can't read.
I said that already. You can't tell because you can't read.
You won't be able to understand this either because you can't read.
But Diane I can clearly read. If you're going to make an insult make it logical.
Proving you can't isn't very convincing.
Buttercappuccino I read just fine.
Hilarious. It's like a kid trying to shout "I swim just fine" when everyone can see they're ten feet under water and still sinking.
Indeed your persistent non point is quite similar.
Include a subject and I can't turn it around on you so easily, just an fyi.
You'd have to be able to read it unfortunately...
Diane?! Why are you so bigoted against those with learning disabilities? Why are you dehumanizing people Diane?!
Choosing not to read is not a disability
Nor is being a douchebag, it's a choice you keep making.
Calls women "females". Blames others for their choice to not read. Thinks anyone else is a douchebag.
Guy who can't read can't understand that I specifically don't call woman females, I'm just confused as to how it's offensive and you refuse to elaborate. You'd rather misquote me and talk shit and poorly at that.
Keep up with the conversation at least.
"I write it females" - Madison420
"I just avoid it altogether and rephrase my use of “females” to be inoffensive" - Madison420
Literally too dumb to read your own writing...
You do understand what I avoid it altogether means correct?
If forced I make it inoffensive as possible otherwise I just don't use either.
Stop crying you're several weeks in and yet still refuse to simply explain how it's dehumanizing.
Go away, get a life, or find a point. Your choice.
"I write it females” - Madison420"
Literally too dumb to read your own writing...
Context matters dipshit, there's a reason you keep cutting it out.
Stop, seriously you're just harassing me at this point.
“I write it females” - Madison420”