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Anon gets calls from scammers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 168 points 1 month ago (1 children)

lack of a conclusion makes it more likely to be true. Fiction usually has a conclusion, life usually doesn't

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Life always has a conclusion 💀

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

So far so good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that's the one guaranteed one we have!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Death and taxes, womp womp

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I AM DEATH, NOT TAXES. I TURN UP ONLY ONCE.