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Our chief weapon is surprise... (lemmy.world)

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear! Fear and surprise... Our TWO weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency. Our THREE weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Our FOUR... no... Amongst our weapons... Amongst our weaponry... are such elements as fear, surprise... I'll come in again.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Can't forget the nice red uniforms.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Bring in... The comfy chair

this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2024

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