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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I thought it was a back massager.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

It can be, but only once.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, depends on how rough you like your scritchies

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Anything to stop my neck from being my neck for a few minutes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your back would probably feel quite tender after a short session with that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But, your muscle spasm pain would go away. Where buy?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

"available in a warzone near you!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Sadly the tech just cannot advance that fast.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

wonder if it's a magazine release setup so they can be dropped individually

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Every massage place in Ukraine must get one of these.