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[–] [email protected] 131 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Except that the humpback whale will reproduce long before that marine biologist loses his virginity.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago

Well yes, humpback whales reach sexual maturity by around 10 years of age (some much before then it seems). A marine biologist is still practically in it's larval form at that point.

(Yes, yes, I know that wasn't what you meant, but I couldn't help myself)

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The marine biologist:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I was scrolling comments to see if i am the only one who thought about him

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmmm, let's see:

  • Can't even spell "can" correctly. (dumb)
  • Bad attitude towards animals. (mean spirited)
  • Paid for premium. (desperate)

Yeah, I don't see women lining up around the block for this catch of a human being.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Unless it's the 52Hz whale. I'd shed a tear for that lonely creature; not for that biologist though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

It's like Wyle E Coyote finally gets an ACME rocket that's fast enough to catch the road runner, only to go zooming by the roadrunner on an upward trajectory headed for the moon.