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Just for the fun of it, let's grant that Russia has some secret mind-scrambling ray that can pinpoint a single person in a crowded studio, undetected. That premise is ridiculous enough, but let's just run with it.
Where did they deploy it from? Was there a guy in the studio? Building nearby? Biden has security service protection that is going to be screening all those places, nobody would even be able to use a handheld mind ray.
Or does Russia have mind-melting space lasers now? From which satellite are those being beamed down?
lol it's just such an absurd scenario, this tech would have to be literal magic