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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (27 children)

Americans: Eggs
Europeans: WTF?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (3 children)

That's because in America we're so concerned about contaminants on shells that we clean all the protection off the outside, making the shells porous enough for bacteria to get through. Store-bought eggs in the US so have to be refrigerated.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm aware. I have raised chickens. I was trying to make a funny, but seem to have missed the mark

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah well I wasn't aware of this. Replies to your comments aren't just for you, you know; they're for the whole community.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I was referring to the downvotes on my comment, not the reply

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

America also doesn’t vaccinate their chickens.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Can't have autistic chickens! /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Instead they put antibiotics in the chicken feed

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 months ago

Imagine being so concerned about bacteria outside that you punch holes in the "packaging" lol

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