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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Plant milk" is not milk, it's a vegetable beverage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Fuck, here I was, jerking off to the thought of almond titties all this time

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

You say that like it's something I care about. Only carnis get caught up about this.

It's white shit I pour on my cereal and drink with my pb sandwiches.

Fucking weirdos sucking on cow tits get upset when someone compares an alternative to their cow tit juice.

Cows milk is for baby cows, grow up and stop stealing from babies.