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"No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens - 07/01/2024 (xeiaso.net)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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A shitpost about languages that generate CVEs

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh gawd. That would be so horrible! Is there a project o compile JavaScript to bytecode? With like LLVM? There must be, but I haven't heard of it. I shouldn't even say anything because I will be better off pretending it doesn't exist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Just bundle a JavaScript interpreter with the JavaScript code. No need to compile JavaScript.