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As an extra, my grandma once called me "devilspawn"
(lemmy.dbzer0.com)
Insert horrified looks when I tell me friends some "funny stories" from my childhood. :D
I thought the mid 30s nervous breakdown was just the next big adult milestone...drive, vote, buy tobacco, gamble, buy alcohol, rent a car, get married, buy a house, have a kid, have a nervous breakdown, get a colonoscopy, and then just wait for the clutches of death.