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[-] [email protected] 70 points 1 week ago

I swear it's easier to get a toddler out the door than my wife.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

When a toddler is finally all dressed up and ready to go, they invariably suddenly need a diaper change. Is it the same with your wife?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

No, I always remind her to pee first.

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