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A compelling theory. (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The captain receives a moment of clarity as he gasps at the merciless cold consuming his body entire, water flooding into his torso as his life gently bubbles from his mouth. “My portfolio is secure” he thinks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait did the captain go down with the ship? I thought the crew was mostly able to escape.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yup*, captain’s cadaverific. I can’t recall anything about the rest of the crew.