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I am not allowed to credit the site that has this disaster. Its owner said "Nobody should see that"

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not allowed to credit the site in your text editor?

Is the owner in the room with you now?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This screenshot is not mine, it was sent to me via Matrix

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You get used to it. I don't even see the code

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you have a built-in browser in your brain that renders it?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead. Hey uh, you want a drink?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's good for two things: De-greasing engines and killing brain cells.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's only now that I realise that I understood that reference so late

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Took ya a bit Keanu, but you got there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

…it was sent to me via Matrix

That’s how they do pull requests there