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What family sayings did you think was universal? (infosec.pub)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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As I was growing up, my family had a couple of sayings I took for granted were universal, at least within my language. As I became an adult I have learned that these are not universal at all:

  • the ketchup effect. It is an expression meaning that when things arrive, they all arrive at the same time. Think of an old school glass ketchup bottle. When you hit the bottom of it, first there is nothing, then there is nothing and then the entire content is on your food.
  • faster than Jesus slid down the mount of olives. Basically a saying that implies that the mount of olives is slippery due to olive oil and Jesus slipped.
  • What you lack in memory, your legs suffer. An expression meaning that when you are forgetful, you usually need to run back and thus your legs suffer.

Please share your own weird family sayings.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My mom used to tell my brother's and I to eat vegetables that were longer than they are wide because it's good for growing an ankle duster.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

.... Am... Am I understanding correctly that your mother told you and you brother , regularly, to eat dick shaped vegetables so you could grow a long shlong?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Spot on! I take it your mother didn't off that advice?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Well my sisters and I don't have that kind of equipment, so no.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Was she your first ๐Ÿฅฐ

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mother? Yes. There was another one that came later.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You are motherfucker

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That's a smart mom.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The what

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Eat long veg, grow long dong.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah I know what it means. Don't you think that's a little strange coming from mom? Bow chicka wow wow ๐Ÿ˜ฝ