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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is anti drugs (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why is the phrase "shit life syndrome" so funny to me? 😂

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because to Cynics like us, 90% of life is shit. Happiness is a cheesecake brownie, or a 5 second orgasm, or a good round of a shooter video game. Life sucks, and it's hard. We have it easier than any other human in the history of humanity. But we're still human, and shit can still suck. Focus on the small, brief moments of pure joy and happiness.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

5 second orgasm

I feel terrible for anyone whose orgasms last five seconds…