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Anon wants to be a vampire (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've been saying this since I was a kid. Every time I see a blood donation place. That's a vampire organization and you can't convince me otherwise :D

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

i'm always tempted to sing:

in the gloom of mighty cities,
'mid the roar of whirling wheels,
we are toiling on like chattle slaves of old
and our masters hope to keep us
ever, thus, beneath their heels
and to coin our very lifeblood into gold.