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[–] [email protected] 190 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (41 children)

I'm going to message this to every woman, femboy and twink on bumble and then maybe I can finally get some ass.

Edit: Welp, I'm banned now

[–] sleen 61 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Dating apps and whatnot are a joke anyways, these days.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I can get my dick sucked every few hours all week.

Caveat: by men

Plot twist: I'm bi

Double twist: I'm married

Final twist: I'm lying

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I knew it! You do the dick sucking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sexual_tomato doesn't sound like the name of someone flexible enough to do that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Why not? It's Sexual_tomato not Sexual_comatose

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s fascinating that profits hinge on providing a slightly below par experience on most forms of social media, dating apps included. Facebook et al require it for rage interactions while dating apps need it to maintain a userbase to populate and pay for the service.

Love me some lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

To be honest I don't think it does need to keep the users who succeed to stay profitable. It's just they can't handle the numbers not growing every year. There are always new people trying to find a date, and I think a service that wasn't greedy could make something that works for the users and the company both.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In this case, you’re talking about a chicken turning back into an egg. The chicken has already grown large thanks to massive venture capital loans, server costs, and the board that appeared upon its explosion guiding it toward further engorgement. Dating apps don’t, by definition, have to partake of ultracapitalism, but every single major example unequivocally does.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Most of them were acquired by match.com, to even avoid the chance of any competition. How regulators allow this monopoly should be a question for criminal court (similar to many other industries, like letting facebook purchase instagram and whatsapp many years ago)

The chicken to egg metaphore is perfect, though they could be forced to change with strong regulation. Monopolies should be either broken up to allow true competition, or should only be allowed to operate as thightly regulated utilities (like electricity distribution networks).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What I'm getting at is a newcomer to the scene. The old dragons can die out and no one would shed a tear.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Unlikely since match.com has monopolized the industry.

We need a massive breakup of all the monopolies in modern day life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bring in the disrupters. Rip out the old guard with the ferocity deserved of the handle on your greatest enemy’s anal beads.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Rip out the old guard with the ferocity deserved of the handle on your greatest enemy’s anal beads.

Ouch! I just imagined someone yanking out a strand of anal beads in the way they'd try to pull start a lawnmower.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There is https://github.com/Alovoa/alovoa I haven't taken a dive yet. I'm curious how much activity there is on it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I checked it out but there was nothing in my area.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

github.com

...so it's 100% dudes

[–] sp3tr4l 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I just deleted my 'Boo' account.

What an absolute joke. Its basically instagram, and almost everyone on it is completely braindead in discussion threads... and almost all the image posts are either I'm so pretty! or cats or landscapes, or Why are people so hard to find?

Kippo is even more hilarious. Nearly every profile is just trying to recruit you to watch their E girl twitch stream or onlyfans and is not interested in dating.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Boo is the best dating app I've used outside of Facebook Dating. It's still pretty shitty though, and I wholly agree with your criticism about the discussion threads.

Actually gamifying the use of their app as a social media platform to gain further privileges on the dating side of the app is a genius idea though, but it's executed so poorly. If it had the high quality discussions of Lemmy/Reddit, or the plethora of edgy memes you find on 9GAG, Facebook, iFunny, etc, then it could be a game changer.

I could go on a massive rant about how Tinder is dogshit and every other dating app has been bought out and transformed into yet another Tinder clone by greedy monopolistic cunts who the Federal Trade Commission should have shut down years ago, but I've already wasted a lot of my energy ranting about my shitty experiences before.

Maybe we wouldn't have an incel epidemic if the modern dating experience wasn't so awful for men.

As I've said before, Facebook Dating is the best experience I've had, and that's primarily because Mark Zuckerberg is more motivated by harvesting all your personal information, not by suckering you into paying 4 times the price of a WoW subscription just to see who liked your profile.

Kippo is even more hilarious. Nearly every profile is just trying to recruit you to watch their E girl twitch stream or onlyfans and is not interested in dating.

Sounds like Okcupid to me. I get a lot of matches on there, but they're all either:

  • Scammers trying to lull me into a crypto investment scheme.
  • E-girls using the platform to plug their OnlyFans
  • African and South-East Asian ladies who discovered GPS spoofing and are on the prowl for a Western husband and the means to a green card.
[–] sp3tr4l 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Hey honestly I'm glad it worked for you.

I don't use anything Facebook out of principal.

I think that dating apps and social media in general are part of why there are so many incels, and now femcels.

Its literally just as simple as 'Everyone seems so pretty, rich and happy' and then that devolves into a whole bunch of self reinforcing stereotypes that become world views.

We have basically made being a fake idea of a person into something seemingly obtainable to anyone, even though it almost never is, and to actually maintain that after you've basically lucked into having a following, you almost have to become an insane / shitty person.

Also, I used to have good luck with OkCupid, but yeah it enshittified not long after MatchGroup, or whatever huge conglomerate that owns basically every US dating app, purchased it.

And that large conglomerate itself is now owned by Facebook/Meta, if I am not mistaken.

So... yeah. Corporate monopolies ruin everything.

Maybe we should all try that insane 4chan dating app and then have our identities stolen rofl, at least it isn't sold out hahah.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I wouldn't say it "worked" for me... When I state that they're the best dating apps, it's more like comparing the experience of eating a shit sandwich without any toppings to adding something like mayo or BBQ sauce in an attempt to drown out the taste of fecal matter. You can't polish a turd.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So Boo is full of pussy pics?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's crazy to hear that as way back that's how I met my wife and how a lot of my friends met their spouses.

Sucks to hear it got enshittified

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I met my wife on the internet before social media, when it was still extremely stigmatized.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

People still totally meet and have success on dating sites. A friend of mine and his wife separated about a year ago, a few months ago he got on Bumble, went on some dates, and met someone he's now getting serious with.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

People said that 10 years ago, and i always disagreed. Now a days it's an absolute nightmare. Everything that used to be free is behind a paywall. Set the max distance to 30km? Fuck it, here's people from thailand and china and kenya.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just glad to be out of that field entirely. Married for almost 5 years, met 2 years before that on OkCupid. Apparently she was nervous about our first actual date and her friend told her it was just pizza, she didn't have to marry me. Never been so happy her friend was wrong.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, a few of them are probably fine if you're into hookup culture, but the people who are tend to ruin it for the people who aren't

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

No, actually. I'm really into hookup culture and it's still shit.

It's like, those of us who just want sex have all the "I want a monogamous life partner" people thrown at us, and those of us who want a beautiful relationship have all the "I just want to fuck around" people thrown at us. It's the exact opposite of what anyone wants.

That gives me a brilliant idea though. I should team up with one of my friends who wants a long term relationship. We should refer people to each other.

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