I believe you refer to Rabbit Hash, KY.

This is hilarious. It's a phenomenonal joke, though it does lose some points for being perfectly plausible.

When you know how to program but not how to design

Not to derail but I just want to say that this is an impeccably crafted and balanced comment.

Mmmm, cozy thought either way

Just in time to trade it in for PFCs

Lead paint is a sonofabitch

We also have pretty good BBQ, but...yeah. Fuck.

I met my wife on the internet before social media, when it was still extremely stigmatized.

Weak chinned and doughy. Straight out of central casting for republican alphas.

Big book or small friends?

Right on. I can definitely respect de-googling.