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They'll wear out your hardware (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Immune System: Hey wanna see who can survive the hottest temperatures?

Bacteria: No, absolutely not.

Immune System: Too late!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bacteria: It's me! You lose!

Immune System: Fair enough, you defeated the human.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

MRSA has entered the chat.