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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test (www.theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (6 children)

That 0.5 second moment where I read the title before realising it is the onion 😳😳

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Aren't these 0.5 seconds the moments we live for?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There was just an NCD post about the Mormon Industrial Complex yesterday, so in this specific case, no.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Heh, that makes me think of the LDSS Nauvoo

[–] sp3tr4l 2 points 1 month ago

At the rate the world is going, I would not be very surprised if in less than a decade the Mormons just actually did have their own nuclear weapons program.

Hell I would not be surprised if they currently, secretly own a decommissioned ICBM silo for 'emergency preparedness' (read: survival bunker for their most elite elects) reasons.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Magic underwear and spaceships. Let's fucking go eh.

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