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I forgot to take my douche out of the shower and the plumber is in there.
FML FML FML FML
Edit: not a pipe leak or water ingress. It's my fucking washing machine. FML FML is the re gonna make me pay for this? Fuck.
Bit rude to call your partner a douche
Fkn LOL!
Lol, been there! not a douche, but another adult toy. They must've seen it but said nothing. I said nothing. We all just pretended it didnt happen.
Same same same same ๐ญ
Lol oh my God the embarrassment
I heard the shower turn on, and realised I forgot to remove it all. A douche and a couple of different dildos. I want to cry lol
He was probably admiring the extra-large dragon dildo, thinking of upgrading from his own which is only a large.
He wishes he had one as big as mine lol