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[–] [email protected] 159 points 1 month ago (80 children)

thats fine with me, since im not sick in the head, and i respect people's consent

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (14 children)

not me. i would have done some nasty shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (13 children)

genuinely asking: what sort of things do you mean, and why ?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i would pee in people's drawers because i don't think that happens enough.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Like, in their furniture, or would you be pissing other people's pants?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

a little bit of both. but primarily in their nightstand drawers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

good luck getting anymore in mine!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

"Honey! There's pee in my pee drawer, and it isn't MINE!"

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