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Definitely. Dude does not know his apples. Dude has Honeycrisp at number 2. His taste can be safely ignored.
The best apple is the one fresh from the tree. Any common variety is going to be good. That's why they are cultivated.
I swapped from my classic Granny Smith to Kanzi and/or SweeTango under his recommendation, and haven't looked back. He turned apples from a bottom of the barrel fruit to up there with plums and tangelos for me.
The reason I thought apples were trash fruit was from eating the common varieties - the royal galas, the braeburns, the red delicious. Trash apples, not trash fruit.
Red delicious is an abomination that should be cleansed from the earth with fire. That variety’s sole purpose is to be used as a projectile to hurl at people who try to sell you red delicious apples.
Sugarbee apples are my current favorite.
Check the location of where the apples come from. If they come from across the country or the world, they will taste terrible. Ignore the type of apple, or whether it's organic or whatever.