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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I had some close calls, even punched a wall from a dream once, it's just a matter of time until one lands on who ever sleeps next to me at that moment.

I feel like it is an appropriate price to pay for enjoying the funny shit I say in my sleep.