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Short or no hair means better ventilation, which speeds up neuron activation.
I've grown my my hair out and chopped it off several times. Maybe it's some woo-woo psychic antenna thing, or maybe it's the psychosomatic effect of the physical weight and inertia tugging on your scalp, but either way, each chop came with a feeling of emotional distance from the world. An almost immediate aloofness.
Bro became a monk