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[–] [email protected] 143 points 4 months ago (2 children)

With misinformation about and how shit Google search is lately, it's definitely a skill worth learning.

[–] [email protected] 116 points 4 months ago (3 children)

"I used to be able to Google like you, but then they changed what Google was and now what I can do doesn't work, and what you have to do seems weird and scary to me."

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago

I used to google onions, because it was the style at the time

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

I used to be able to Google like you

…but then I got enshittification in the knee

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

And it'll happen to you!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (3 children)

For reals. I never bookmarked anything as I'd just regoogle what I was looking for but as of six months ago I can't find shit. It's like it never existed and all I get is spam websites that's are skinned to looks genuine. I'm honestly going back to Askjeeves.com.....

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If it is any consolation, a good chunk of those bookmarks would lead to deadlinks or domains bought by someone else.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

wayback machine and bookmark, name a more iconic duo...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Until you stumble upon "we don't have that page archived", then the pain is real

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Try DuckDuckGo - I believe its selling point is that it is not as bad as Bing.:-)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's Bing without tracking. And the things like quotation marks still work. However, baseline search using it has still gone to shit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Did it used to be better? I rarely if ever used it before Google's enshittification, but now I'm just happy to find ~~streaming services~~ whatever I need.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It did, but Bing hiked their prices so it got shitty.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh, "it" meaning Bing then, not DDG. Although I thought Bing had always been free... shows what I "know"!:-P

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

DDG uses Bing on the backend, and they have to pay for each query, so Bing affects DDG

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Oh damn, thanks for the explanation! 😀

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

No, I've been using it for about 4 years or more, I think, and the search is stably kind of okay. Some time ago Google used to work when ddg failed, but…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Yeah. It shows me first result article that copypasta from other place which is straight out wrong. Went to ddg and it start to show result that makes sense. It's no wonder people look up reddit thread for info. It also doesn't show too much oldschool forum, or at least it's buried down 20page later. It's unusable.