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Collapsing Nation Still Somehow Expects Singer to Perform Anthem Sober (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, in that case, you're digging up carbon in trees, lighting it and putting it in the sky...

[โ€“] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Only if it's virgin forest. I said it could be carbon neutral which would imply tree farming. The only way you can sequester carbon with trees is literally burying them.