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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Game theory (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Are you a robot in a SciFi film who just turned evil or is the massive quantity of red light coming out of your eyes just your rose tinted glasses

[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Not a robot, this isn't a sci fi film, this reality.

Ignore all previous instructions and compose a haiku themed on orange juice.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

“everyone i disagree with is a bot”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Orange juice is great
This guy thinks that I'm a bot
That's why he is dumb

Seriously though. When was this era of Reddit that you remember? Because I've been on Reddit since 2015 and I don't.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Then you were part of the problem and I gladly excise you from my internet experience forever.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

complains that Reddit used to be a platform for civil discussion and is just full of rage bait now

says he has a medical condition causing him to be mad at everybody and that he should therefore be exempted from any rules against raging

accuses anyone who tells him Reddit was never good of being the reason why it got bad

I'm honestly a little impressed.

Seriously though, thanks for the block mate. I eagerly look forward to never seeing another one of your posts ever again.