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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not nearly enough. CrowdStrike should give a pizza party.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I see you’re channeling the powers of middle management.

Only needs a sticker that says “You’re a rock star!”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Outside, the sign says "Heros Work Here". Inside, two people do the work of four.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Above the entrance: "Labour will set you free"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Not to mention mugs with crowdstrike branding on them, but only for 1/3 the invited people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

hold your horses, we can still use the melon party and waffle party first. no need to jump straight to pizza.