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[–] [email protected] 67 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (15 children)

The garlic butter container slid across the pizza while the cheese was still liquid.

Or the person pushed it through and took the picture.

Or there was a massive air bubble.

[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 months ago (11 children)

Or someone slapped their cock on it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Look for the guy with a burnt cock.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

after doing this multiple times you build up a resilience

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

no no no, mandatory taste tests to see if the cheese can be detected

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