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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What's in the mug?

Do I even want to know?

[–] Cethin 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm not sure what it'd be, but I'm certain there's a drink you could make that'd be great with a salty meaty taste. As weird as this all is, I'm not that against it. It seems wasteful, because who's eating all that bologna, but the flavors could work if you do things properly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Yes, it’s called Bovril as it’s basically that already

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

They forgot the hot dog straw to drink it with.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It could probably be halfway decent for a Bloody Mary. Though I’m sure what all the accoutrements are. Looks like a pickle (good), green bean (odd, unless it’s also pickled), and potato slices (???).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's a protein slurry cocktail using a cheese whiz base.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

A Caesar in there may not be bad actually.