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[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago (3 children)

But then postgres is basically an OS at this point, enough to compete with emacs for meme potential. And I say that as a happy postgres user.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Wait until people learn about the possibility of putting a web server INSIDE of postgres :)

https://betterprogramming.pub/what-happens-if-you-put-http-server-inside-postgres-a1b259c2ce56

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

My principle dev asked if we could figure out how to invoke Lambda functions from within postgres trigger functions.

I was like, "Probably. But it's like putting a diving board at the top of the Empire State building.. doable, but a bad plan all around."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Sounds like someone heard about containers through a bad game of telephone!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

PostgreSQL can even run WebAssembly (with an extension)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Classically, a lot of RDBMSen are. MySQL held back for the most part, though it's not necessarily better for it.