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I wish cows were the size of cats so we could have them as pets (sopuli.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Granted, now cows, along with every other animal on earth, will become the size of cats

Good luck keeping something the same size of you as a pet and surviving all the insects that are now huge