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Or, according to Dune author Frank Herbert, from watching a man climb a mountain. (See Heretics of Dune)
To be fair, not a single character in the Dune universe is a regular human. They're the equivalent of those plum-sized GMO strawberries at the grocery store.
You just gave me a new headcanon: the entire dune universe is just tiny people. The worms are normal sized worms being ridden by very small fremen
Yes, I choose to believe she was rubbing one out with her prehensile clitoral hood.
one hell of a comment
In a 100 years it will be completely normal to have painless and routine medical transhuman enhancements. I'm getting a variable sized dick just as a courtesy enhancement!
I wouldnt be able to resist saying "go go gadget" every time i get hard for somebody if i had one of those lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiXV_DU0CYU
Her: "Well.. guess that'll do.."
sorry babe, Frontier Justice stays ON while we have sex
I have read all the original books, and I don't think a prehensile cliteral hood was mentioned, but I would have to read them again to be sure.
Better, stronger, and with additional erogenous zones in the largest sexual organ, the brain!
There are no GMO strawberries for sale. There are none currently approved.
Well, they all are, just through the old-school methods of domestication and selective breeding.
But that's not what people mean when they say GMO in this context. Otherwise they would use GMO in front of every food item name unless they were referring to foraged goods with no domesticated equivalent.
Lmao those books got real weird after Children of Dune
I'm pretty sure that was in God Emperor. Heretics is the one where that same man acquires super sex powers that are so powerful he can overwhelm the sex powers of a clan of violent sex women and subjugate them to his will.