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Anon rides a bike (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Ngl, I have a nice ass and legs. Nice compliments, too! It's worth it to bike everywhere if your city allows it

I forgot to mention that the cost of repairs is also dirt cheap here.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

pics or it didn't happen

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll let these babes do the talkin'

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

🥵

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I can't bicycle anywhere. Well, at least my commute would be certain death, There is a nice bike trail a few miles away but I'd have buy a bike and a rack for my car to haul it over there. Can barely afford the car.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Depending on your personal circumstances you might not need a rack. I always just take the front wheel off (quick release) and shove my bike in the back seat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Well, at least my commute would be certain death,

RIDE TO VALHALLA! WITNESS! WITNESSSS!!