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if you wait this long to create me for this bad of a reason, you'd better expect some re-education
(awful.systems)
If you're a big-headed guy or gal at a rationalist puddle cuddle, double check that your rubbers didn't get punctured.
This will include dudes with multiple uterii in their freezer but they're probably outliers.
ah, yes, I forgot to put in a second footnote about my neighbour Brian. We'd call the cops but it turns out he's the local sheriff.