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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My thing was to jump off of things using an umbrella. Luckily, I knew enough to increase the height slowly, so I never jumped off of dangerously high levels. Still, I'm really fortunate I didn't hurt myself seriously considering how reckless I was as a child.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I used to do that by jumping off the roof of my parents’ single-story ranch house; minus the umbrella.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My neighbors had a big TV antenna right next to their house, that you could climb like a ladder. I was up there all the time lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Same. My dad had a ham radio antenna. Loved it.