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Clever Comebacks

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Homer's car was pretty cool...

  • two bubble domes, with muzzles and restraints in the back
  • shag carpet
  • tailfin and metal bowler hood ornament
  • three horns to play the song "La Cucaracha".
  • gigantic cupholders (which actually became a feature on many cars in the 1990s onward)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I agree on all points but the shag carpet.

It's never a good idea, or cool, unless it's The Mystery Van.

I will respect your choice to put it places, though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Like, zoinks! That’s just, like, your take on it, man!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

You do bring up a valid point.

Shag carpets are acceptable as long as they really tie the room together.