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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Sorry hun (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Actually it's yippee-ki-yay, melon trucker

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

The cable tv version of die hard 2 that we taped as kids was "Mr. Falcon".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

“I am tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thanks for the chuckle. I'm giggling like a school girl on the couch and my wife thinks I'm nuts.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Oh man if you haven't seen it here's the clip.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

You're a casserole!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i've never understood how "mother father" is supposed to be even remotely viable as a replacement, it sounds utterly nonsensical. Are we talking my maternal grandpa? My paternal grandma? Or maybe we're talking about someone's hermaphrodite parent?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I think it's just supposed to sound somewhat similar.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

i get that, but when replacing a curse it still has to make sense, like "shut the front door" instead of "shut the fuck up"

"mother father" just sounds like that weird old american device that would read closed captions on the TV and replace curses with softer words, but wasn't advanced enough to process grammar.