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[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Car battery

Jumper cables

Duct tape

If you get a bonus then bleach, lye, or tarp rounds it out. Have fun talking to the local police!

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

None of this would attract attention, this is what you would buy to work on an old car. You don't get out much do you? ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are you working on the car or doing a patch job until you can work on the car?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's nothing more permanent than a temporary fix.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you think the mechanics you go to aren't cowboys, you're wrong.

If you think the guy who wired up your home wasn't a cowboy, you're wrong.

If you think the guy you would hire to wire up your home now isn't a cowboy, you're wrong.

It's cowboys all the way down.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I've inspected enough homes to realize that the people with the least respect for the dangers of poorly-installed wiring are electricians.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah that hurts just right.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends on whether I'm getting paid fam

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Right. I'm just having trouble imagining a scenario that would require a new battery and duct tape but not fasteners of any kind or bolts...

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How else do you fix a seat belt anchor

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Going to an auto parts store? If you do that with duct tape then you're going to have a very bad time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

don't woosh people, be better

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Went out once to buy movie tickets, get back to the old big screen to experience it properly again. But it was very noisy and busy so it was more than enough with just the one time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

What movie? Casablanca?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd go for jumpers, tape, and a tarp. Using the car battery makes it seem like your car battery died. Rope would also make it creepy.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's also all stuff you can use while working on your vehicle.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

True, zip ties would also fit in that category

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I can never remember; is it the left or right nipple that goes to battery positive??