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Anon tries to be Bam Bam Bigelow (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well landing on a trampoline versus landing on basically anything else is a big difference. If I haven't landed on my head half a dozen times while in the trampoline, then I haven't landed on my head at all.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, your neck doesn't handle the rebound like your legs do. btdt

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah but as the trampoline slows your fall, you probably won't stay perfectly balanced on your neck, so the rebound won't push your head directly into your neck with all of the energy. You don't get that effect without something giving as you land. Better it be a trampoline then your neck.