this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I am the proud owner of a 90's era cock.

To keep it running efficiently I pee sitting down.

Why would I stand up when I could chill out for a moment?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Like, manufactured in the 90's or being put to use in the 90's?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

He peed out his ass for the first couple of decades of life