“WHO IS IN HERE??”
this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2024
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How wide are your toilets? Even if i lift the seat up and sit directly on the porcelain i wouldn’t enter the bowl, i’d sit on the rim and I’m not a particularly wide individual. Also if your knees can’t stop you mid sit then you should work on leg strength.
We get it. You're thicc. You got the badonk. Stop humble bragging.
Oh I could definitely fall in ours and I have quite a fat ass, not sexy fat I'm just fat. Also it's not strength, it's balance. I lift my husband from bed to wheelchair etc daily, my legs are plenty strong. That's also why he never leaves the seat up. If I were to fall in, it'd be my own fault. I'm going to try to find a link to my toilet, it's pretty new. If I can, I'll edit.
Edit: Here ya go. It's a very good toilet, hardly any splash, everything just goes down.
https://www.homedepot.com/p/TOTO-Eco-UltraMax-12-in-Rough-In-One-Piece-1-28-GPF-Single-Flush-Round-Toilet-in-Cotton-White-SoftClose-Seat-Included-MS853113E-01/300515264