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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

If you smell a fart you are breathing in shit particles. It doesn’t matter unless someone in your household is severely ill.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If you smell a fart you are breathing in shit particles.

This is incorrect. A fart smells bad because of gasses like methane, not poop particles.

(Also, relevant username.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Neat, thanks for sharing that you don't care how much shit you ingest. I'll reduce my intake where I can, thanks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

A little bit of shit is good for your immune system. I'm microdosing on feces to stay strong and healthy.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

They said, with a literal shit-eating grin.