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Run this quick experiment for me.
Hold your toothbrush/phone/anything on your bathroom counter above the toilet, with the lid open, then drop it. Repeat the experiment with the lid closed.
Which one offered a more preferential result?
I've never in my 33 years in life dropped something in an open toilet bowl. My toothbrush is above the sink, not the toilet. The only thing I store above the toilet is a spare roll of toilet paper.
I avoid the non-preferential result by...well...not dropping things in the toilet.
I'm in my late 30s and have literally never dropped anything in the toilet that I wasn't intending to.
Sounds like a personal issue; maybe try not to be so clumsy?