this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Remember, when you hear a crunch of your car hitting something just double down and add more throttle. Only a pussy would stop and asses the situation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Apparently with automatic cars people can sometimes confuse the accelerator with the break? Maybe this is one of those cases...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or confuse the break with the brake

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

Thankfully the only injuries were to grammar nazis