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Man, I don't know about you, but my foreskin has at least killed 2 people, that I know've.
I don't know how many people my foreskin has killed, because it was stolen from me before I could speak. So I have to assume it grew up on the streets, fell in with a bad crowd, and turned to drug dealing to get by.
Stop drug dealers by keeping foreskins where they belong: on penii.