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My debugging experience today: Quantum Debugging (fedia.io)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Lol my workplace ships Angular in debug mode. Don't worry though, the whole page kills itself if a dubious third-party library detects the console is open. Very secure and not brittle at all! ~~Please send help~~

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Blink-blink-blink. Blink. Blink. Blink. Blink-blink-blink.

No, I don't have something in my eyes, I swear I'm fine looks nervously at boss.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Hang tight help is on the way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now I'm curious how this detection would work.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I've seen some that activate an insane number of breakpoints, so that the page freezes when the dev tools open. Although Firefox let's you disable breaking on breakpoints all together, so it only really stops those that don't know what they're doing.