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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

On track for record profits this year! This is a wonderful graph for a business but horrible for what it actually is. Fuck the GOP and fuck the 2nd amendment. The 2nd amendmenters don't think of the children, just the fetus.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

A little behind the past couple years actually but there's still 4 months.